The result of my Annual Physical Exam indicates that my urine’s odor is aromatic.  After seeing the result, I thought to myself:  “It must be the coffee.”

Oh wait, did someone really get a whiff of my urine?

Seriously?!

Inuman noong Biyernes. Inuman na naman kagabi na inabot na ng umaga. Ayos. Ipagpatuloy ang kagaguhan para sa magandang kinabukasan.

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For the past few weeks, I’ve been thinking of buying this cool pair of shoes. Finally, I was able to convince myself to buy it. Coolness!

This picture was taken in some random hotel in Baguio.

Yesterday, my brother bought me this cool Nike tennis polo shirt. It’s so nice I wanted to get myself all the available colors. But the penny-pinching in me resurfaced and won yet again. So I guess I have to content myself with this freebie in the meantime.

Then I saw this wow Lacoste sneakers. It’s kind of classy and comfy at the same time. I would have bought a pair if only it won’t cost me one of my kidneys. Dammit, hell knows I really wanted to buy that piece of sht.

I have been silent.

I have been busy.

I have been sleeping early.

Chill!

Mangga man daw at matalim, may asim pa din! 

I have this classmate back in college who has a mango-like face. I wasn’t sure whether to consider her ripe or unripe. i just decided one day to call her green mango.

The truth is, this mango dresses quite well. When you see her 50 meters away, you will probably fall in love with her. The problem starts when she nears the five-meter danger zone. It is by that distance that you will get hit by the black mango spell. By that time, you will surely look for something else to mesmerize your vision.

One time I saw a picture of the green mango wearing a two-piece swimsuit. “Oh Holy Cow!” I screamed. No, not really. I didn’t scream. I just told it to myself.

Joke lang ‘to… Baka may magalit e. Hehe.

Just lay down
And let your worries sleep
Don’t think now
The water is dark and deep

‘Cause you know that I’ll love you
And never let go
And you know
That I’ll love you forever
I’ll love you and never let go
Yes I’ll love you and never let go

Just cry out
Yeah I’ve cried those tears before
I can feel it now
As your teardrops hit the floor

‘Cause you know
That I’ll love you and never let go
And you know
That I’ll love you forever
I’ll love you and never let go
Yes I love you and never let go

You don’t have to ask me do I love you
As I hold you it says how much I do
I’m yours until forever is through
Anytime I stand for you
I know I’d lay my life down for you

I’ll never let
Not ever let go

just lay down
put your worried thoughts to bed
as slumber pulls you down
on my shoulder rest your head

‘Cause you know
That I love you and never let go
And you know
That I’ll love you forever
I’ll love you and never let go
Yes I love you and never let go

never let go never let go
never let never let go never let go

I had the chance to hear this song today. It’s just so great that I can’t afford not to post it here. Listen to it here.

I love Monster Radio. Old songs. Hehe. (Now Playing: a hit song of The Beach Boys)

Susme.

I just want to share this with everyone…

Asked why the Philippines remains a rice importer, Robert Zeigler, director general of the International Rice Research Institute (IRRI), said that compared to countries like Thailand, Vietnam, China, India and Burma, the Philippines has less land that is suitable for rice production.

“It’s a mountainous country, many small islands. It is difficult to move production around,” he said.

The country is on the typhoon track and gets hit by 15 to 20 typhoons annually and that takes its toll on rice production, he said.

There’s also rapid population growth. “The Philippines production has been growing very well except population has been growing faster,” Zeigler said.

“These are the major reasons why the Philippines continues to import rice. None of these is about the farmers not adopting the technology. They do a good job,” he said.

Source: Inquirer.net

A Filipino boy named Bernardo Matudan was one of the Gold Prize winners in the recently concluded World Children’s Picture Contest organized by IE-NO-HIKARI.

Below is his winning piece.

An avid listener of Star FM calls the station to participate in the program “Third Eye.”

(The phone rings)

DJ: Magandang umaga po mam.
Madam*: Ano full name mo?

(The caller states her full name)

Caller: Madam, yong karelasyon ko po kasi ay madalas humihingi sa kin ng pera. Mahal po ba nya ako.
Madam: Kung sa pagmamahal, 50-50. Ikaw ba sa nakaraan mo ay nakaranas na ng pagkabigo? Kung oo, ito ang magiging dahilan ng iyong pagkabigo. Ang lalaking karelasyon mo ay may anak sa dating karelasyon. (The fortune teller’s statements are incoherent. haha)
Caller: Sa negosyo po naman madam, swerte po ba ako?
Madam: Kelangan mo pang dagdagan ang iyong sipag at tiyaga.
Caller: Ok po madam.
DJ: Maraming salamat at magandang umaga Ms. Caller.

(After the call, Madam and the DJ continue their discussion)

DJ: Mag boyfriend-girlfriend pa lang, nanghihingi na ng pera. Ang kapal naman.
Madam: Oo nga. Ang kapal ng mukha.

(The DJ plays a new song)

(That song was brought to you by Cossack Vodkha, iba ang lipad.)

*The Fortune Teller

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Ang pakikinig sa Star FM ay isang uri ng pampalipas ng oras habang nagpepetiks sa work . Araw-araw ‘to. Haha.

“When a window closes, an umbrella opens…”

For those who didn’t get what I mean, just examine my old and new blog banners.  Hehehe. I’ve decided to get myself a new blog with a totally new look. I think the new theme is a bit girly but I don’t care. It’s very relaxing to my eyes.

To my blogmates, please update my link from your blogsites to point to http://bluerendition.com/blog/ instead of http://jun.i.ph. Thanks!